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  "See, the irony is that what....

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"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s**t, and it's over." -- George W. Bush, chomping on a dinner roll while talking about the Middle East crisis with British Prime Minister Tony Blair at the G8 summit, St. Petersburg, Russia, July 17, 2006 (Watch video clip)

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  "The idea of putting subliminable messages....

It would be funny if he wasn't president -

"The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous." -- George W. Bush, Sept. 2000

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  "I'm hopeful. I know there is....

It would be funny if it wansn't tragic -

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." - �George W. Bush, Jan. 18, 2001

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  "My answer is bring them on."-....

holy cow - did this guy take stupid pills or what?

"My answer is bring them on."- �On Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

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  "Laura and I really don't realize....

Woosh - this one went right over my head -

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis." -- George W. Bush, CNBC, April 15, 2000

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  "What I am against is quotas.....

Incredible, but again, true -

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.'' -- George W. Bush, as quoted by the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000

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  "People say, how can I help....

I wonder if he dresses himself in the morning - this one is scary -

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

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  "I said I was looking for....

Another classic bit of bush -

"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." -- George W. Bush, interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006 (Watch video clip)

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  "I've got very good relations with....

It would be funny if he wasn't president -

"I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdallah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

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  "The CIA laid out several scenarios....

Ooops -

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like." -- George W. Bush, New York City, Sept. 21, 2004

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  "I want to thank the astronauts....

I wonder if he dresses himself in the morning - this one is scary -

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

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  "When Iraq is liberated, you will....

Woosh - this one went right over my head -

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

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  "It's a heck of a place....

The president of the US of A said this -

"It's a heck of a place to bring your family." -- George W. Bush, on New Orleans, New Orleans, La., Jan. 12, 2006

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  "I was proud the other day....

Bush - what were you thinking -

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - �George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002

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  "Well, I think if you say....

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"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." -- George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000

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  "The march to war affected the....

Woosh - this one went right over my head -

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." -- George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

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  "I'm looking forward to a good....

Oh my god -

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." -- George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

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  "I know something about being a....

Hahaha - god help us all - this one is a classic -

"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." - �George W. Bush, campaigning for Gov. Mike Huckabee, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 4, 2002

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  "See, without the tax relief package,....

Seriously daft -

"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate - � not 'commiserate' - � the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

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  "I think it's very important for....

Ooops -

"I think it's very important for the American President to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That's why I try to be as clearly I can." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

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  "You know, it's hard work to....

Another George Dubya Classic -

"You know, it's hard work to try to love her as best as I can, knowing full well that the decision I made caused her loved one to be in harm's way." -- George W. Bush, first presidential debate, Coral Gables, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

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  "I want to thank you for....

Being the president - I mean - hardly rockey science - why can't this guy get it right -

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging." - �George W. Bush, at the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2002

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  "And the other lesson is that....

I wonder if he dresses himself in the morning - this one is scary -

"And the other lesson is that there are people who can't stand what America stands for, and desire to conflict great harm on the American people." - �George W. Bush, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, July 28, 2003

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  "See, the irony is that what....

Hahaha - god help us all - this one is a classic -

"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s**t, and it's over." -- George W. Bush, chomping on a dinner roll while talking about the Middle East crisis with British Prime Minister Tony Blair at the G8 summit, St. Petersburg, Russia, July 17, 2006 (Watch video clip)

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  "These people don't have tanks. They....

Man - we are in trouble - another true quote from the man himself -

"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out." - �George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists, Portsmouth, N.H., Nov. 1, 2002

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  "They have miscalculated me as a....

Incredible, but again, true -

"They have miscalculated me as a leader." -- George W. Bush, Westminster, Calif., Sept. 13, 2000

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  "As far as the legal hassling....

Oh my god -

"As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker." -- George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 30, 2000

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  "I want to thank you for....

Hold the presses - this one is astonishing -

"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

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  "After all, a week ago, there....

Oh my goodness -

"After all, a week ago, there were - � Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and all kinds of people. They're now out. He's now free to show leadership, to lead the world." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2002

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  "So community colleges are accessible, they're....

Bush - what were you thinking -

"So community colleges are accessible, they're available, they're affordable, and their curriculums don't get stuck. In other words, if there's a need for a certain kind of worker, I presume your curriculums evolved over time." -- George W. Bush, Niceville, Fla., Aug. 10, 2004

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  "You know, sometimes when you study....

Another George Dubya Classic -

"You know, sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past." - �George W. Bush, on what he told Russian president Vladimir Putin, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal, June 25, 2001

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  "But the true strength of America....

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"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." -- George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

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  "I regret that a private comment....

It would be funny if he wasn't president -

"I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways." -- George W. Bush, on his "major league asshole" remark, Allentown, Pa., Sept. 5, 2000.

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  "Not over my dead body will....

holy cow - did this guy take stupid pills or what?

"Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes." - �George W. Bush, Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002

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  "They didn't think we were a....

It would be funny if it wasn't scary -

"They didn't think we were a nation that could conceivably sacrifice for something greater than our self; that we were soft, that we were so self-absorbed and so materialistic that we wouldn't defend anything we believed in. My, were they wrong. They just were reading the wrong magazine or watching the wrong Springer show." - �George W. Bush. Washington, D.C., March 12, 2002

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  "It is white." - �George W.....

I wonder if an actual Bush would have a higher IQ - I am sure a hedge would not have said this -

"It is white." - �George W. Bush, asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

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  "I will have a foreign-handed foreign....

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"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." -- George W. Bush, Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

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  "They've seen me make decisions, they've....

Oh my god -

"They've seen me make decisions, they've seen me under trying times, they've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, they've seen me hug. And they know who I am, and I believe they're comfortable with the fact that they know I'm not going to shift principles or shift positions based upon polls and focus groups." -- George W. Bush, interview with USA Today, Aug. 27, 2004

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  "I'm the decider, and I decide....

Yes it seems that georgey fell out of the idiot tree and hit every branch -

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006 (Listen to audio clip; Watch video clip)

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  "We are fully committed to working....

Daddy must be so proud -

"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." - �George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001

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  "The important question is, how many....

Woosh - this one went right over my head -

"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?" -- George W. Bush, on why he hadn't spent more time in New Hampshire, New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999

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  "Recession means that people's incomes, at....

Another George Dubya Classic -

"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

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  "You see, the Senate wants to....

Man - we are in trouble - another true quote from the man himself -

"You see, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the administrative branch." - �George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

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  "It's good to see so many....

It would be funny if he wasn't president -

"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - � really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."- �George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001

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  "It just seems so un-American to....

Oh -

"It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy (Elian Gonzalez) there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb --" I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of --" I shouldn't call him my little brother --" my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." -- George W. Bush, interview with the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000

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  "This morning my administration released the....

Hahaha - god help us all - this one is a classic -

"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th." -- George W. Bush, on the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006.

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  "We thought we were protected forever....

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"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us." -- George W. Bush, speaking to business leaders at APEC Summit, Santiago, Chile, Nov. 20, 2004

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